There is no time for cut-and-dried monotony. There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time.
- Coco Chanel

About Us

I throughly enjoy being an exclusive companion in this secret realm and prefer to forge strong, long term relationships equally satisfying to us both, sans entanglements and expectations. Naturally, our chemistry, consideration and mutual respect are pertinent to our enjoyment of each others' company. As such, I'd love if you'd take the time to exchange a few notes before meeting to ascertain our compatibility. Please be advised that my computer has a strong aversion to emails containing rude, crass or explicit language. It will ban all such messages into cyber purgatory, and I will be unable to respond to you. Also, I apologize that it is futile to attempt communication with me using acronyms. I haven't the faintest idea what those incoherent groups of letters mean. I swear PSE has something to do with sports? Or was that ESPN? Or ESP? Once we have confirmed our tryst, I will send you my contact number and would welcome a chit chat at a mutually agreed time; I find this often heightens the anticipation and provides a level of familiarity and comfort for our first encounter.

Our first rendezvous will begin at a public venue of our choosing. (Hint: the way to my heart is definitely through my stomach.) As we get better acquainted, share our stories and exchange tasteful flirtations, our time will progress as we desire. Our date will be filled with excitement, passion and pleasure within the boundaries of safety, which protects our most valuable assets, our health and well-being. Also, I never do drugs or smoke, and water is my favorite beverage. For my comfort, I kindly ask that you refrain from doing drugs or smoke in my presence and that you drink in moderation. Your consideration will be greatly appreciated. If a public meeting is impossible, please indicate as such in your initial introduction. We will plan our time accordingly at my discretion.

As with any lady, please do not discuss or attempt to negotiate my considerations or "services" over email, phone or in person. If a "menu of services" is extremely important to you, I politely suggest that you pursue another. My companionship style is best suited to a gentleman who is seeking an all-encompassing experience based on intellectual and emotional connection of which physical expression, though important, is only one aspect. For both our privacy, security and comfort, I treat our meeting with the utmost discretion. Please exercise mutual respect by not disclosing details of our time together in any way. To this end, please understand that I have a "No Review" policy.

All in all, I get along best with mature, intelligent gentle-man who is respectful, considerate and appreciates my off-center humor. My wish is for us to have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious time, and I only expect you to behave as the gentleman that you are and treat me as the gem that I am.